~ViperGTS

Don't try resetting my password.

It won't work.

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One of my co-workers has a car from the same manufacturer as mine. Although it's several years newer, there's one cool thing about this.

Coincidentally, our car keys are identical.

Just to fuck with his head, I went outside and moved his car two parking spots over.

(EDIT) He went out in the middle of the day.

If he parked in Spot A this morning, I moved his car to Spot C. He went out, and upon returning, parked back in Spot C. I just moved it back to Spot A.

I wonder if he'll figure this out...

Because people can't fucking grow the fuck up when they leave fucking high school!!!

"I don't like him" and "He's creepy" are NOT good fucking reasons to deny a hard working fellow a promotion!

I bust my ass for what I have, working like a fucking HORSE to finally get agead, and finally I start to get noticed. The GENERAL MANAGER OF THE STORE promises me a position that will lead to a much better place for me, and finally, I realize I'm starting to move up.

Then a bunch of high school fucktard WHORES start bullshitting their way around the new manager, taking advantage of the fact that he's still green behind the ears, and whine until they get their fucking way!

NO ONE ELSE IN THIS STORE HAS THE WORK ETHIC OR COGNITIVE CAPACITY TO MAKE THE FRONT END RUN PERFECTLY BUT ME!

Fuck you, you little twats. Leave your god-damned drama at home.

I have been talking to a friend, both online and on the phone for quite some time now. She recently got a new cell phone and wanted to call me with the new number, but I didn't get the call, only a voicemail.

When I called her back, her mother picked up the phone. She wanted to know what my name was, where I'm from, how old I am...i half expected her to ask for my social security number and credit card information. Her reaction to finding out I met her precious little daughter online was essentially thus: "ZOMFG YOU MUST BE A STALKER YOU CHILD PREDATOR GET AWAY FROM MY FAMILY!!11!1one!"

The intarweb beats the mall any day, and it's here to stay. Get over yourselves, folks.